- You forgot to put on the belt. - Yes.
- Why do you think I have forgotten that? - You're certain a proper ramp girl, you.
I have on my panty either.
Sounds like someone needs straffeslikkes when we get home.
Why must we wait so long, then?
Just... lift up your skirt, you.
- Maybe you can put it in fifth, so... - Yes, yes, yes.
Yes! There, yes.
Ah...
Guri! Oh!
What are you doing? I kept on getting whiplash.
You know what, I think I've run on a sheep.
Sheep is totally Daud. We can only run on.
- Are you sure? - Yes, do not come out! Do not look! No... No!
- OMG! - Ane. Hello! You... Do not...
- You... - But my God, we have it running on a guy!
Now we must think us a little bit. How do you think this is going to look like?
That you mows down a guy because you can not control your lust!
What do you think her friends on MiRA Center going to believe?
And family relationships. There are -law to the worst gangster of all Oppland:
Johnny Henriksen. Just forget Correctional Services.
Johnny swear eye for eye, tooth for tooth method.
Like that. Now go and sit in the car, and so do as I say. Go!
- Hello. - Hey, sunbeam min.
I have a suggestion:
How about taking the day off, let's go out and have some fun?
You know I really want it, but you've taken my staff.
To put it this way: Have you seen "The three idiots"?
- Is that so bad? - Yes, it's that bad.
- But I'll make it up tonight. - Ok.
-How is it to drive farm here? It's not like it was before.
Hey, girl! Hope you do not plan to attach here.
- We do not serve alcohol to pregnant women. - Great fun. Very funny, Johnny.
Thought we agreed to be honest about the things that concerned children.
And then I find out that you are lying to me.
- When should you tell me about your girlfriend? - What girlfriend?
Chris saw you and a beautiful latin american girl in early twenties.
- Oh, Alex. - "Oh, Alex." So that's what her name is?
This is the new nanny I have hired -
- to give children new and healthy impulses.
Okay?
Do not worry about it.
Hello. Yes, that's me.
What?
What is it?
Yes.
It's Dad.
My condolences.
- Some tracks? - A witness saw a car driving away.
That's good, right? Then it is probably only a matter of time?
Driver ran off at a deserted place. It can be difficult.
- I'd have to have a signature from you. - Yes.
Sorry about that.
I think almost I have to sit down a little, i.
- Of course. There is a bench here. - Yes.
"Svein Lauinger saw a green Toyota."
Goodbye, old friend.
You can take it easy. Leave everything to me.
I'll find the bastard who did this .
And the guilty will be punished, I promise you.
The guilty must be punished, and this must be avenged.
Hello.
- Is it good? - Yes.
Thank you for joining.
It only makes sense. You should not be alone now.
- Where is he your boyfriend? - Do not know. I can not get hold of him.
At first it was just fun.
Eventually it became a kind of escapism.
Yes, I called Per Dahl-Tommassen, and I have a gambling addiction.
I think we need to take a little of each other, i. Come, so we set ourselves in a circle.
Knowing a little about it, you know. If so, you just backwards.
Do you know it? You are not alone.
Sorry to bother you, but I must speak with "AS dummies".
There is a crisis.
- Do you know the person, or? - Yes, unfortunately. Unfortunately.
Oh! Ouch!
- Your pregnant girlfriend needs you. - Was going to call her after hours.
Listen, your selfish differ! You have to be there for her!
Pupp Licking is not even funny if your tongue is rip out!
- Chris? There you are. - What is it?
Dad is dead.
Do come, Ane.
I have hired Japanese quality drama.
Ane? Do come, then. Bird kid.
Guess who which does not have panties on today?
- What is going on here? - I can not take more, Jan.
I have said yes to a job focus against FGM in Dodoma.
I think it's best that you and I do not see each other much more.
- So it's over, then? - Yes.
- Hm? - Yes, that's it.
You meet up with my body sexually, as occurs one small problem -
- and then suddenly everything just over.
- I have hired "Senses Rich". - What's the matter with you?
Kjerringer's the matter with me. Fucking pussy bitches.
- You sound like a fucking FRP is! - FRP? I'm a realist.
- Enough! - Shut you. Now we enjoy ourselves!
You eat humus your you fucking whore!
You should eat... Your fucking...
Ouch!
Sorry, what kind of business is this?
What do you think?
Joachimsen.
When should I register, then you need to sit down and wait.
- So I'm going to hit? Although I am a Muslim? - Do you want something, you have to pull the queue number.
You are not the only ones who have died the last hour, to speak.
- There is a procedural error. - Procedural Error?
Your date is not now. We have summoned you too soon.
- Follow this guy out. - When is my date, then?
- Sorry, but here we have a duty of confidentiality. - No! You know what! Huh?
- Hello? Hey, it's Johnny.
I do not know if you've heard it, but Sylfest is dead.
The funeral is on Wednesday and Sigrid need help. If it's okay?
It only makes sense. Sylfest was a great guy.
All right, fine. Thank you.
-Hallo? - Hey!
-Hallo? - Hey. You're home early?
- Yes, the meeting went so fast. Hello. - Hey.
- How are you? - Oh... I just...
- I am doing like pregnant-yoga. - Whoa.
- Panting dog. - So good. Then you can teach me.
It does not work.
I'll try to send a mail, for funeral just needed...
What the fuck are here for something? What is this all about?
Do not know, I do. No... What? Did you like printed on it?
- You think I'm stupid? - No, that...
Do not say anything more. This here is the stupid.
There is a common part of the rehabilitation process having a relapse.
- Get out! There is nothing to discuss! - Sure.
The police are still without a trace -
- after an elderly man was hit and killed thirteen.
But first: It attracted great attention -
- then business manager Lars Olafsen met wall and retreated to Nepal.
Now he's back with a book that also reap international attention.
I was completely alone in the world -
- when someone suddenly spoke to me. There were angels who said:
"Lars, go home and give your own people this wonderful lesson."
- Hello? - Hey.
Sorry, the door was open. Are you Alex? My name is Sigrid.
- Oh... So sad to hear about your father's passing. - Thank you.
There have been a hysterical day and I have so plenty to arrange the funeral, -
- so I just wondered if you could watch the kids for an hour?
Eh... I'm going to the hairdresser about half an hour, but...
- Oh? Is your working time over? - My work hours?
I'm sorry. Only one hour. Maybe you could take them?
So what do we have? Kings there, pair of ladies, not a damn thing here...
- Sorry, boss. I could not stop 'a. - What is it?
Why do Sigrid I am au pair your? What?
We take five minutes. Arne, take the kids.
We catch up. Come on.
I do not know why she thinks that. She is well confused after his father's demise.
Are you ashamed of me? Is that the problem?
I understand that you are angry. What if I take off the rest of the evening, -
- then we go out and take an evening. What? Come on.
- What about the card game? - Fuck it.
There are more important things in life than card games.
Ok. I'm just go to the bathroom and freshen up. Ok?
- Take all the time you need. - Ok.
- Yes, Torgeir. Talk to testify guy in Sylfest case.
He was pretty sure it was a green Toyota Corolla or...
I went to investigate the scene, and sud- Selig was driving a green Toyota Corolla by.
I'm outside the house of the murderer now. It is Besserud Grenda 7
- How soon can you be here? Waiting there!
- We give ourselves! Get the car, Roy! We're leaving! - Then I used the chain, guys.
- I'm ready. - Oh darn, darling. Sorry.
There is a crisis situation, I must go. I'll call you later.
But John...
bastard!
- Hello. - Hey, asshole.
- Release Me! - You're a psycho...
You should get yourself a little trip, my friend.
Shut up, 'a! Au.
I saw your car! How many green Toyota Corolla's there are in this town?
Torgeir.
- The car is red. - Huh?
Really?
- What's wrong with you? - I struggle with color blindness, then.
Alex?
I like wine and sushi as you like.
It is very nice, Johnny, -
- but all problems can not be solved with wine and food.
- What do you think? - That we do not fit together. I must continue.
What is this? There was a crisis.
What do you expect me to do here? Begin to knit? Making waffles, maybe?
This country gets on my nerves.
Please... Please join me to Brazil.
Yes. Maybe you are too attached to this place.
When I came here, I heard that this was the second chances country.
And now I ask, well you if you can give me a second chance.
Hey, Marty. I'll be there soon. Always arrange something down in the center first.
- Are you Sigurd? - And who asks?
My name is Tommy. Has worked a little along with Marty in the team at Hafjell.
- You are part owner there, right? - Jo.
Cult. I would talk to you to buy your share of the club.
- Why do you think I want to sell? - Thought maybe you'd make some money.
This is ridiculous.
- You can not afford to buy me out. - If you do not consider the offer even?
I will be working in the garden and would rather not be disturbed. See?
Course.
Ouch! Oh!
Now that you have finished in the garden, you maybe time to look at my offer again ?!
- Do we have a deal? - Yes.
Funny how things work out, huh?
Hey, Tommy! Poster is ready.
Oh, it was fine. But let my face sticking out of the panties there.
- Yes, we will arrange it. - Yeah, we'll see.
We need to talk about the economy.
Yes. Eh... We can perhaps to increase your salary a little. Ok?
Yes... I saw for myself that we only share the costs.
- Have you bought out Sigurd Høstmælingen? - Yes.
- How did you do it? - I cut almost head off him.
- Now we are partners! - Yes.
- Are not you glad? - I am so happy. Yes.
Good. Let's celebrate! We pop some bottles!
- Let's celebrate. - Get some champagne here!
Le, you bastard!
- He kidding. - Yes, I understand that.
Girls! Champagne!
We are the new kings of Lillehammer!
What the hell...
We will end the celebration later. I am back in a few hours.
Hey, your dirty rat! I'll crush every bone in your body!
We are gathered here today to follow Sylfest Furuhaugli to his final resting place.
And I have talked to many standing Sylfest closest -
- and that's one thing going again.
One thing that describes Sylfest very best, -
- and it's chill.
It was like never fuss with Sylfest.
And now you hear the song as Sylfest liked best.
Now the rock pile sun-warmed... with f... finger straw.
Blåklokkevikua - je heme is now.
Blåklokkevikua - it was happy... for me.
The one we fekk...
I can not... I can not... It is not.
To stand here and sing and trolley while the murderer goes free.
The derre frigid bastard who only running down the village redeligste man -
- and let him remain and bleed to death on the roadside.
Is there anyone who has seen a green Toyota Corolla run against Sjusjøen on Thursday -
- So come to us and saying, I will and the guys mangled him so damn...
We must forgive my partner for the feelings took a bit too much.
This is not the time to talk about punishment.
This is the time to mourn and remember -
- everything is fine Sylfest meant for each one of us.
It was nice that you were able to calm down the lynsjestemninga there.
Do not get me wrong. I, more than anyone, want to cut off your balls on the guy.
But I do not have the kind of talk when Sigrid is present.
I have full understanding for.
- Is it good or, Jan? - Yes.
Must always break me when things get too emotional.
- There goes well. - Let us, then, if...
Is it good?
Jonas is a bit worried. And I am too.
It's just...
It has always been him and me.
- It's going to be tough for a while. - Yes.
Looks like you have to wait a while on the ride yours.
I just want you to know that I would never catching another lady like that in front of you.
It is good to know.
He must be very fond of her.
Hey!
- Looks like you need a ride? - Is it so easy to see?
It's really good music. Can I turn up the sound?
Course.
- So you like it? - Yes.
I'm heading to the nightclub my at Hafjell. Are you coming?
Yes. Why not?
Hi, this is Alex. Please leave a message.
No... Hello, Aslak!
- How are you? - To jo...
I am sorry that I missed the funeral.
But I'm da to add some flowers and...
Thank you. It would daddy been greatly appreciated.
See here.
- What happened to you? - Job Accident.
- Job Accident? - Yes.
Aslak, I can not help you if you do not tell the truth.
The bastard never went from town did he?
Come, we dance.
- Have you stamp? - Show him my stamp.
Hi! Hey, what are you doing?
Listen... Do you know how DJ bastard is?
Wow!
What... What is this place?
Do not you get it again?
There is a miniature of Lillehammer.
Ok. As if Lillehammer not low enough.
So... why did you bring me here?
I just wanted to ask you a question.
Ok. What then?
Have you been fucked by a giant before?
Hey, your womanizer! Did you ever leave the city, -
- but you run the mistake again.
What is it, Frank? Is not the city big enough for both of us?
Sweet.
Do you know what your problem is? You have been too Norwegian.
All this kommunistsikkerhetsnett- shit get soggy and weak.
Maybe I'll show you who is soggy and...
- Johnny... This is not what you think. - Alex?
- Let me explain. Please. - I will not hear it.
And you leave this country. You leave this continent.
You are dangerously close to leaving this world. Get out of my city!
Johnny! Johnny, let me explain.
Do me a favor. Let me not see you.
It's absolutely fantastic here, then.
So here is the membrane and everything like that in place, right?
Yes, not here in the living room, but in the wet rooms, of course.
Yes. Exactly.
But can I ask you something? Why are you selling?
The wife thinks it begins to be a little rough at Lillehammer.
Anyway... It's perfect that you move, for we have a kid on the way and...
- Take a look. - Yes please.
- Eh... We can not afford it here. - Jo.
We have it. Because I have putta every penny into the mortgage, -
- so Lien farm is debt free.
With a little luck on the price then we can, sort of.
Shh. We have to haggle. We have to somehow think that this...
- I get so horny it here. - Yes.
This went fast.
Yes. Have you found your dream house, is not something to think about.
My colleague set up a financing evidence, then we can arrange it at once.
We have a problem.
I just do not get it, that is. I do not... I've worked.
I was zero. Can I have taken out the loan when I was sick or something?
- Yes, you were the way out. - English hell, that is.
- What did you say? - Nothing.
I fix this here. Only I know where the sod has hidden the money...
- Ok. No, no, no. Now you need not to rush. - No, no.
- Now, think of your head. - Yes. Think with your head.
"Torgeir Lien"...
Roar, the fucking...
You are only a blood clot in my brain.
Thrombosis? You do not believe in the nonsense?
- I believe in science and stuff. - So how do you explain the science -
- you can text of "The Minstrel Boy" if you've never heard it before?
I sang the song in honor of my dear brother Danny. God bless him!
And you know who killed him? The fat sod down.
The flabby, inflated sod of a brother of yours.
It was he who started all this when he made you crash my car.
He stole money, and now he destroys your life.
And he stands in the way of salvation of my soul.
An eye for an eye...
A brother for a brother.
- You know what to do. - Yes.
- Just press the trigger. - Just shut up.
Look so fat he is. He's going to die of heart attack a few years anyway.
- Will you please shut up? - Man up!
This is not Cain and Abel. This is Cain and Bleikfeiten.
- Wait... No! - Press the trigger.
- Pull the trigger! - Shut up!
- Shoot that damn bacon saved! - I'll do it!
Shoot the fucking pussy! Shoot the fat pussy!
What the hell are you doing ?!
You have killed me again, your pussy.
What the hell, Torgeir?
Hello, Day! What kind is it here?
I have included cake for you. Prince Cake.
Putting it here, so you can eat if you...
Was better yesterday.
See here, yes. Damn sanctimonious cow.
There is not much they derre FRP clowns achievements in government.
Kutta in Nav, cuts in aid. It's just way, way, way, way.
Now I run Fåberg-Thirteen, and it is not even asphalt.
And now Sylfest Daud and it is...
I've managed to do it again, I, Dag.
Yes yes, Day...
It was good to have talked a little. Get relieved a bit of pressure.
Must sleep well, then.
Sorry that I was not completely honest about the dopgreiene. But I tried to clean up!
You pr... Do you realize what you've done?
Get out.
Should I stay on the street, then? Is that what you want? Should I...
Lie here tomorrow, so we can see I do not blow my head off you then!
- Come 'a, bro. - I have no more bro!
I have no more bro!
Okay!
The here was me who paid for.
- Hey, you shall not enter. - I need to talk to Johnny.
- Thought you were brain Daud.
I know who killed Sylfest.